…now you can buy a coordinating meat dress!

Meat Dress

Yes, that lustrous marble swirl is made 100% from salami and bacon (layered over a cotton shift dress, natch).

If only someone on Project Runway had thought of this for one of the supermarket challenges. One can only fantasize how Michael Kors would react.

Again, if anyone sees one of these on the street, snap a photo and send it over my way. (via BoingBoing)