Didn't your mama ever tell you not to eat a glowing apple? [via BoingBoing]

Didn't your mama ever tell you not to eat a glowing apple?

I grew up on cleaned-up Hans Christian and Disney just like the rest of America’s youth. While much has been made of the “fairy tale ending,” people seldom question the other nonsensical details of many of these stories. For example, why on earth would you ever eat an apple given to you by an old hag out in the forest? Was Snow White that dim? Luckily, these cool computer decals do the thinking we didn’t. Just slap one onto a Mac, and – presto! – homegirl just saved herself however many years stuck in a coma. I think I might get one for my new laptop.

Let this be a lesson to ya, kids: stick to the candy on Halloween. At least it comes individually wrapped. (via BoingBoing)

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