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Hamburger Dress

…there’s always this crocheted hamburger dress. Who knew lettuce, tomato, cheese, and a patty could be so slimming? Plus if a friend gets a Hamburgler costume, you’ll be all set for Halloween this year.

I promise this will be the last food-related fashion item I post. Scout’s honor! (via Jezebel)


When Pride and Prejudice and Zombies came out, I read the flap copy on my friend’s book and left it at that. But when I saw the trailer for the upcoming Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, #2 in this Creepy Classics series, I was Interested (yes, capital I). Alliteration makes all the difference. And sea monsters? Really? Whatever the author was smoking, I want some. Here’s the book trailer*:

* Since when do books have trailers? And don’t you kind of wish this were a real movie?

This Bugaboo stroller retails for $950.00 (photo by Design Public/flickr)

This Bugaboo stroller retails for $950.00 (photo by Design Public/flickr)

Before I moved to Brooklyn, I thought there was only one type of baby stroller that had any name-brand appeal: Maclaren. These colorfully accented carriages, brandishing the company logo down the handle or on the seat, appeared everywhere on the Upper West Side.

And then I moved to Park Slope, where I soon became acquainted with the 3-wheeled “jogging” stroller, the stroller that can seat not two, but three (!) whiny children, and modern takes on the uppity pram. Now I know that the ones with the squiggled circle logo and massive back wheels – the same type carriage that once ran over my foot (hence the name of this blog) – is a Bugaboo, Gucci to a Maclaren’s H&M.

The most galling thing? These tricked-out rides, soon to be covered in spittle and crushed organic Cheerios, cost more than what I make in my entire paycheck. So pardon me, New York Times, for not wanting to run over and congratulate any of my neighbors for finally hitting upon this shockingly new concept of acquiring goods for their oblivious infants secondhand.

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Lo and behold…

bacon shoe

…the bacon shoe!

If anyone spots a pair in real life, pretty please take a picture and email it to me. It would be great to get a baco-gallery going. (via Jezebel)